I had to laugh at this little interchange between two Sams today while driving carpool...
The Boss: We saw a house with hundred and million Christmas lights and there was a big, huge dog and I said, "Don't bite, dog!" "Don't bite, dog!" "Don't bite, dog!" And then that big dog said, "I was just a little dog last year!" Isn't that funny? Right, isn't that funny?
The Other Sam: That's not really funny if the dog died...(pause)...okay, it's kinda funny. Okay, it's funny!
Big dogs, little dogs. Red dogs, dead dogs. And a hundred and million Christmas lights.