Sunday, January 18, 2015

Gold Digger

It is a van and he is all mine, (no thanks to our Twitter and Sprint shares).
Everybody has a seat, and a seatbelt, and some melted crayons, and some old candy wrappers and chewing gum.   There is a hole in one seat and a missing cup holder in the back, remedied by a Tupperware container the size of a cup holder.  There are remains of stickers and tantrums (cracked mirror, anyone?).  When you drive it makes funny noises and jostles everyone around too much.  Clearly, the previous owners were just like us.
We call him Gold Digger...because Big Ugly Mutha was sort of inappropriate.

Welcome to the circus!

Thursday, January 08, 2015


 I asked the kids to tell me their favorite part of Christmas break, but I can't remember for the life of me what they said!  Of course.  So we will just tell it in quickly captioned photos...and we will tell it again when I download photos from Luke's phone...and again when Lindsey sends all the beautiful pictures that she took!
Anyway, we started the break with our annual neighborhood Christmas party.  I had EmJ pose with the cute marshmallow hot chocolate mugs that she made.  So cute!
 While the family was here we went to the beach (Yes, the kids swam in the ocean in December!).  And they were sufficiently tired out, too.  Win.
 I have to admit that my favorite part was spending time with my sisters.  (We love you, too, Zack...but I think you were sleeping in when we took this picture!)
 We ate our annual Christmas Eve dinner at Denny's, an American institution.
 Too big, too small.  Haha!
 The kids in their matching Christmas jammies.
 I just found this picture when I was cleaning off my phone.  Love.  Matthew's favorite gift.
 Sam's highlight was getting her ears pierced, I think.
 Reillee is all about the cash.
 Que Bueno!  Happy New Year!
 Not quite sure about the bumbo.  And getting too big too fast.

 Highlighter man.
 Leg warmers!
 I have been anxiously waiting for this shirt to fit!
 And, finally, I had to document EmJ...on the ice...without holding on to anything.  :)

Waterfall Hike

 We headed out on a freezing, muddy day to attempt what was supposed to be a beautiful hike to a waterfall on Mount Diablo.
 Shockingly, nobody complained...but that's probably because we left Reillee and EmJ home, just sayin'.

 We brought some neighbors along with us...or maybe they planned the whole escapade in the first place, but I'm not blaming anybody...anyway, it was good we brought them because Jan kept the kids busy doing endurance exercises that he gleaned from his time as a Navy SEAL (or from watching p.o.w. movies...either way, Sam enjoyed the torture and Joshua enjoyed the competition and Benjamin enjoyed extorting Jan out of at least $5).
 Also, we stopped to smell the roses a couple of times.  Sam did not get wet, but she was sorely tempted.
And in the end, the freezing, muddy day found us no waterfall, but left us both freezing and muddy.
So, we took our gross selves and our gross children to a restaurant where they appreciated the grossness and ate ourselves silly.
It was a fantastic day!

Matthew James

 Matthew was blessed in church the week before Christmas.  We are so thankful that both sets of parents could be there, as well as all of my siblings and their families.
 I will post more pictures later (real ones!) of Matthew in his little blessing sweatersuit.  He was adorable...and Alivia is such the proud Aunt.
Luke was able to have both our fathers in the circle, as well as Zack and Brian...such a treat to have them with us this time around...and two friends from the ward, Greg and Kenny.  (I've mentioned our adopted family before...Kenny is another one that we claim.  He's heading out on a mission to London shortly and we are so excited for him!)

Some things I don't want to Forget

White elephant party = Armadillo
EmJ riding horses.  I don't like to watch her lessons because I am scared she is going to fall off, or get thrown, or bitten, or kicked...I hate animals!  But she LOVES horseback riding!
Pictures of Matthew in a baseball mitt.  He is two weeks old in these photos...but already too big...and we weren't good photographers anyway.  Still, I love the photos. :)
Joshua's first season of basketball.  That boy is gifted, but basketball has a few too many rules for him.  I wish I could get a photo of when he stares blankly at the ref (15 times/game at least!)...and there is simply no recreating the time that he caught the inbound pass and ran with such excitement down the court that everybody followed him as he assisted in scoring a basket in the other team's goal.
Benjamin won second place at his Tae Kwon Do competition...despite Luke's angry mutterings from the sidelines about how shoddy our current Tae Kwon Do school is.  (Nothing compares to working for Master Hwang and getting paid in key chains!)
More!  (I think I also like these pictures because taking them was about the only "time out" that my mom and I had while she was here taking care of us when Matthew was born.  Right after she got here, we discovered that Sam had L&$%! (That's lice, but it's a profanity so I had to dub it out.) and spent the better part of the week doing laundry and combing hair.  And I rued the day I had four girls and Joshua the hair model.)
Thanksgiving (all by ourselves!) smorgasboard...smorgasborg?...whatever.  We ate fingerfoods and watched a documentary about The Boz.  It was fantastic.
Jace holding Matthew and Jack at second Thanksgiving.  How sweet of him to do all the cooking and then hold babies while everybody else ate...wait, what?  Welcome to my life.
The boys deciding that they wanted to bake.  My kitchen was a mess.  Seriously.  (That cute kid in the middle has become a regular around here.  We adore him.)
Living away from family, we have adopted a few surrogate family members (like Lucas above...and Emily, who will be pictured shortly)...this is our surrogate grandpa, who lets the kids sit with him at church and even brings toys.  The only time they have this much fun at church is, well, when Grandma comes to town!

We spent a lot of time in December at the temple...seeing the lights and the different shows and recitals at Temple Hill.  So beautiful!
Matthew and Jack (cousin)...they are about 2 months apart and didn't much care about our little photo shoot, but they sure are cute.  Moustache!
And this is Emily...I told you we have lots of adopted family!...a few weeks ago Luke handed her the baby and she said, "You've never let me hold him before!  I've never held a baby before!"  I felt so bad that in two whole months of daily visits, I neglected to even ask her if she wanted to hold him...and it brought tears to my eyes to see how easily she figured out just what to do with a tiny baby.  Like a little girl mothering her dolls, it was such a testimony of the divine nature of womanhood.  A few days after this picture was taken, Emily spent the ENTIRETY of her New Year's Eve watching the party from the couch, holding Lucky Seven.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Merry Christmas from our house to yours!

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Well, it's been 6 weeks of fun and games and escaping reality and starchy freezer dinners, but tomorrow it's back to regular life around here.
And let's hope
For the sake of all of us 
That regular

Happy Six Weeks Baby Matthew!

Aka Lucky Seven, aka Bruiser, aka Santiago, aka "Ma-poo"

The Many Faces of Lucky Seven

Quickly...some photos from the past few weeks...I will start with one of all the kids, just to let you know that I know I still have other kids!!  I just spend an awful lot of time with Seven.

Like this last photo is exhausting...but life is good, too.