We all know that I love the Yankees and am going bald, but driving in the car today, I realized that I truly am turning into my grandpa...
I listen to talk radio. A lot. (Is that wierd?)
I make my kids sit on towels to protect the car's seats.
If I start placing my chewed up Trident in the ashtray for safe-keeping....well, then you know I've gone over the edge!