We named my son after my father. I've always known that he'd have some big shoes to fill, but yesterday, my father's hometown paper added a quality to the ever growing list of traits...
That's right son, you need to be silky smooth. I'm not quite sure if the article was referencing grandpa's hair or his basketball abilities, but nonetheless, you need to be a patient, kind, spiritual giant, possessing of the silky smoothness of my father.
Get to work son!