Luke: Oh, we go through this over and over and nothing ever changes!
Sam: It's just like the rules of this house. They NEVER change!
Reillee: He's a nice baby. He's a nice girl. Oh, he's crying! Oh, he's a nice baby again.
(We hear this every day, multiple times a day. She also points out every mommy that she sees, every daddy that she sees, and every "Santa" that she sees. Seriously.)
Reillee: I soooo boooful! I a princess! I a 'Punzel! *gasp* I need a neckinace! (necklace)
Luke: You could have just asked her to be quiet, you didn't have to hit her.
EmJ: I did! I asked her like three hundred times!
Luke to Sam: Did she ask you to be quiet?
Sam: Not three hundred times!
(wait, this gets better)
Luke: Well, did she ask you once?
Sam: *holds up four fingers*
Alright, that's it for May!