Gus: Are we going on that fuzzy mountain or that snowy one?
EmJ: Are these the rocky mountains...
EmJ: ...or the Cascades?
Gus: These aren't rocky mountains, they are fuzzy.
Reillee: Fuzzy Mountains!
Gus: I think I see the penguins!
Willie: Yeah, the bloack dots are penguins.
Sam: Snowy Mountains!
EmJ: Penguins don't live in Washington.
Gus: Yes, they do.
EmJ: Mom, do penguins live in Washington?
Gus: See, I told you! Liar!
(arguement ensues in which emJ agrees to pay Gus 10 cents for every penguin we encounter on the trip)
Willie: I see a bear cave!
Gus: This looks like the arm tick!
Me: What?!....oh, the Arctic.
Reillee: I see Christmas trees.
...and so it went....for 28 hours...
Everybody survived, nobody threw up, and nobody got kicked out of the car, though many were threatened.