Benjamin, upon visiting my parents' ward primary...where he has visited a number of times before...
Teacher: And what's your name?
Benjamin: It is still Benjamin.
Me: Yum! This avocado-banana smoothie is way better than the avocado strawberry.
EmJ: I'm sure it is. But I still don't want any.
EmJ's friend: My mom says the only thing she is scared of is losing us....and seaweed.
Me: Emmeline, it is still homework hour. Go do something to stimulate your brain.
EmJ: Can I just make fun of libs?
EmJ: I have a big test on Monday, so I was thinking that on Sunday I will just spend the whole day sleeping like you do.
Reillee: When they vacuumed the potty that was the disgtiest smell I ever smelled!
(I think "distgiest" is a cross between nasty and disgusting. The port-a-potty pump that we had occasion to witness was both....with a little bit of filthy, gross, and horrendous mixed in.)
Joshua: *stroking his new running shoes* Two thirds and a second (place). All thanks to these babies.
(He is doing awesome in track and field! But I miss baseball something fierce.)
Kayde: *standing*
Me: Walk, Kayde.
Kayde: *shakes her head and sits down*
Kayde: *stands back up*
Me: Come here, Kayde.
Kayde: *shakes her head and sits down*
Kayde: *stands back up*
Me: Walk to...
Kayde: *shakes her head and sits down*
(Get the picture?!)
Sam: Mom, this is definitely NOT a true movie. Except the troll. The troll is real.
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I love your family.
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