Why?
You see, there is a word, made up by Gus, used quite frequently in our house. It is "chimpers." Chimpers can be a noun or a verb and it is used as an alternative name for any number of things--tweezers, staple remover, tongs, clippers, that-crab-has-big-chimpers, willie chimped me--you get the picture?
So, while in Texas, I made some comment to Luke about not wanting to sit on the ground to watch the fireworks show because I didn't want to end up with chiggers in my pants.
Chiggers? What's a chigger? Is the chigger going to chimp you? Did you get chimped by the chigger?
We ended up sitting on top of the rental car to watch the fireworks show (which was just a notch above Ted and Charlie's Sparkler Extravaganza that we endured in Nauvoo in 2001), and then returning to the hotel with the express purpose of googling "chiggers" to prove to Luke that they are, in fact, real beasts.
Now I know more about chiggers than I ever wanted to. And I will never forget my 4th of July in Texas.
(And chiggers aren't the only reason...seriously, such rampant displays of patriotism would be outlawed in Seattle. I LOVED IT! At the Ranger game that we attended, prior to the 7th inning stretch they asked all of the servicemen to stand and be recognized. Those troops got a standing ovation that was longer and more heartfelt than anything I've ever seen. I got all teary eyed. Then came "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and I just lost it. Kidding, I'm kidding! But, I thoroughly enjoyed Texas' love of God, country, guns, big trucks, and genuine courtesy, y'all.)
But the real and best reason we went to Texas was to attend my cousin Adam's wedding!!! It was wonderful...if a bit wet...
More exciting Texas pictures (mostly of the ballpark) to come!!
3 comments:
Kirstin, you're making me miss Texas! It sounds like you had a great time there. We missed Joshua in class. It was a little too quiet.
-Angela
Love it! That is my favorite dress too!
I hate chiggers. We get them a lot here. Just thought I would let you know that. :)
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